Title: Helping Hands (1/5)
Disclaimer: Characters from "The West Wing" don't
Notes: This starts during 'The Leadership Breakfast'
I don't know why Donna has to be such a smart-ass. She
This woman drives me nuts. This is actually one of the
But that's another story.
Now, I have to open a package. I wonder what it is. I
I open the envelope.
I'm incredibly surprised to find a pair of women's
Okay, this could be interesting.
At first, I feel apprehensive about examining the
Ha! I don't see Sam getting women's underwear
Anyway, I look at the underwear. It has a name sewn on
Then, I notice whose name it is.
Oh my God. Donna sent me her underwear.
For some reason, I find myself rubbing the
I notice the envelope still has something in it. A
Your assistant dropped this at the South Street
Okay, so Donna didn't send me the underwear. I'm not
And what's that note supposed to mean?
Thought I might be interested?
I'm not interested. Really.
Don't look at me like that. I'm serious. I swear.
And, anyway, I'm busy. I have things to do. Like give
Oh my God. Josh is holding my underwear.
You know, whenever I've thought about him touching my
But he is holding my underwear. In the bullpen. In
If I weren't mortified right now - and half in love
But I can't punch him. I can't even think. I dropped
Oh, if I only had X-ray vision. This all could've been
But it did.
Karen Cahill might think I want to sleep with her.
How much more embarrassing can this get?
This *is* the most embarrassing thing that's ever
I have to fix this. Or get the President to fix this.