I don't know why I keep thinking about this underwear
So, why would Karen Cahill think I was interested?
There are several possibilities that I have considered
But, I think she thinks that I would be interested
Wow. That's quite a sentence.
No, I'm not trying to change the subject. Because I'm
I'm not. I'm also not interested in what Donna has
Why would Karen Cahill think I'm interested? I'm so
"Charlie, can I talk to you for a second?" I ask
"Sure, Donna," Charlie replies. "What is it?"
"I'd like you to ask the President to do me a favor,"
"You see, I was talking to Karen Cahill at the South
"And when the conversation was over...I sort've
Charlie stops in his tracks and turns to look at me.
"I wore the same pants two days in a row. I didn't
A tiny smile graces Charlie's face. I think it is only
"You see, I thought, maybe you could ask the President
Charlie nods. "I'm not sure the President will
"Thanks, Charlie," I say. I'm closer to correcting my
Where in the name of all that is holy is the Whitaker
I continue my search by looking through her drawers. I
Then I open the upper right one.
And there they are again. Her underwear. Which, I
Still, I find myself staring at them. It's not
That's all. Although, the longer I stare, the greater
It's just surprise to see them again. Really.
"Josh!" I hear Donna shriek.
I slam the drawer closed. "Donna! Hello!" I yell back.
"Josh, what were you doing?"
"I was looking for something." Although I can no
"And you had to look in my drawers because?"
"I couldn't find it on your desk."
"And you were *staring* into my drawer for what
"I wasn't staring. I was looking. I'm sorry you can't
She rolls her eyes. "I can't believe you," she says
"I wasn't twirling."
"Then, you go looking for my underwear, probably
"Then what were you doing?"
I suddenly remember. "The Whitaker file! I was looking
"It's on your desk," she says with a sigh.
"Oh. I forgot to look there." I wonder where she was,
"This wouldn't happen if you looked on your desk."
"You know I don't like to rummage through the mess on
"If you must know, I went to ask Charlie to ask the
"Okay. You think that seems logical?"
Can't argue with a response like that. It's too simple
Okay, the file thing did explain why he'd be looking
But it still doesn't explain why he'd *stare* into the
It probably meant nothing anyway. He probably *was*
"Hi, Donna." I look up to see Charlie. "I talked to
"What did he say?" I ask pleadingly.
"He didn't think it would be appropriate."
I sigh. "I understand."
Charlie nods and walks away. This stinks. I could
I don't need that embarrassment again.
Josh reemerges from his office. "I found the file. It
"Uh huh," I say sulkily.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Gee, take a guess. Do you not remember what's
He nods. "And I suppose the President said no?"
Josh is silent for a moment. "Well, I could always
I stare at him. "You want to help me with this?"
And Josh nods again.